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英文分级阅读Lv2双语诙谐小故事三则

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双语笑话:讨价讨价

An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman: "How much this stuff?"
"Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap." The lady said, "It is too much, give it to me for fourteen."
"I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven."
"It is still too much," replied the old lady, "give it to me for five."
一位耳聋而且总是嫌工具太贵的老太太走进一家商铺。
她问伙计:“这工具要几多钱?”
“七美圆,太太,这是很廉价的。”老太太说:“太贵了,十四美圆差不多。”
伙计忙说:“我没说十七美圆,十七美圆。”
“还是太贵,”老太太说:“五美圆,我就买啦。”



双语笑话:你必须先把车窗摇上去

A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.After 15 minutes of this, a lady - one of the woman's friends came over and asked what she was doing."I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working.""Duh you have to roll up the windows first!"
一位密斯把车撞了一个坑,因而就去修车。修理工决议幽她一默。他告诉她,她只需把车开回家,然后从排气管里往车里吹气,直到凸起处自己兴起来。这位密斯如法操纵了15分钟。这时,她的一位朋友来造访她,并问她在做什么。“我正在试着让阿谁坑兴起来,但这个法子似乎并不管用。”“嗯……你必须先把车窗摇上去!”



双语笑话:小房间

There was a lady from the countryside who came to the city and checked into a hotel. Then she said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window and no bed in it! You can't treat me like a fool just because I don't travel much! I'm going to complain to the manager! "So the bellman said very politely, "Madam,this isn't your room. It's the elevator!"
有一位乡下妇人进城去。她到一家旅店挂号留宿后,对提行李的办事生抗议说:“你们怎样可以给我这么小的房间,既没有窗户也没有床!你们别以为我不常观光就想骗我!我要找你们司理申述!”阿谁办事生很客套地回答:“夫人,这里不是你的房间,这是电梯!”
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