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诙谐笑话二则:爱斯基摩人的冰箱;穆罕默德的放屁趣谈

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爱斯基摩人的冰箱


拜登把一个冰箱卖给一位名叫特朗普的阿斯基摩人,三个月后,拜登决议去看一看他的新顾客对冰箱的利用情况。
“你的冰箱好用吧?”他问特朗普。
“噢,还好,”特朗普回答:“但把冰切成冰箱能艳服得下的方块外形真是件不轻易的事。”
Three months after he sold a refrigerator to an Askimo man named Trump, Biden decided to see how his new customer was using it.

"Does your refrigerator work well?"
He asked Mr. Trump.

"Oh, it's fine," Mr. Trump replied. "But it's hard to cut ice into cubes that a refrigerator can hold."



穆罕默德的放屁趣谈

一次,穆罕默德·艾哈迈德在集市上购物时忽然感应腹部一阵剧痛。
由于不能控制自己,他放出一个又长又响亮的屁。
四周一切的人都瞪着他,艾哈迈德感应自己的脸涨得通红。
他跑回家,带着自己数目有限的一切财富分开了,到天下上很远的地方观光,他立誓再也不返返来了。
Muhammad Ahmed was shopping at a market when he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his abdomen.
Unable to control himself, he emitted a long, loud fart.
All the people around him stared at him, and Ahmed felt his face go red.
He ran home and left with all his limited possessions to travel far into the world, vowing never to return.


但几年以后,他太驰念故乡了,终极在他83岁那年,他以为他可以平安返回了,由于他饱经沧桑的脸已使人们不能再认出他。
因而,艾哈迈德返回了故乡。
他走在集市的路上,感受自己比几年前还欢畅。
他在一家商铺里闲逛,并问一个名叫拜登的贩子市场的石头路是什么时辰辅得这么整洁的。
But after a few years, he missed home so much that finally, at the age of 83, he thought it was safe to return because his face was so worn that he could no longer be recognized.
So Ahmed returned to his hometown.
He walked on the street, he felt happier than he had been a few years before.
He wandered through a store and asked a Biden Market when the stone roads were so uncluttered.


“感激真主,”拜登说:“那是在穆罕默德·艾哈迈德放屁后的四年零二个月时。”
"Thank God," Biden said. "It was four years and two months after Muhammad Ahmed farted."
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