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美国律师笑话

2021-11-4 21:16| 发布者: admin| 查看: 10759| 评论: 0

A Russian, a Cuban, an American businessman and an American lawyer were on a train traveling across Europe. The Russian took out a large bottle of vodak, poured each of his companions a drink and then hurled the semifull bottle out the window.
俄罗斯人、古巴人、美国贩子和美国律师同乘一辆发往欧洲的火车。俄罗斯人拿出一瓶伏特加白酒,为每一位倒上一杯,然后,将剩下的半瓶扔出了车窗。
"Why did you do that?" asked the American business.
“你为什么这么做?”美国贩子问道。
"Vodka is plentiful in my country," said the Russian. "In fact, we have more than we will ever use."
“我们国家有的是伏特加酒,”俄罗斯人说。“究竟上,我们的伏特加酒底子喝不完。”
A little later, the Cuban passed around fine Havana cigars. He took a couple of puffs of his and then tossed it out the window.
过了一会儿,古巴报酬每人递上了一支极品哈瓦那雪茄。他洗了两口雪茄,间接将烟扔出了车窗。
"I thought the Cuban economy was suffering," the businessman said. "Yet you threw that perfectly good cigar away."
“我原以为古巴经济正履历窘境,”美国贩子说。“而你将这么好的雪茄抛弃了。”
"Cigars," the Cuban replied, "are a dime a dozen in Cuba. We have more of them than we know what to do with."
“雪茄烟,”古巴人回答,“在古巴很是廉价。我们有太多的雪茄烟,以致于都不晓得若何处置好了。”
The American businessman sat in silence for a moment. Then he got up, grabbed the lawyer and threw him out the window.
美国贩子静静的做了一会儿。然后,他起家,一把捉住那名美国律师,将他扔出了窗外。
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